A woman steps into a bus, carrying a baby.  Just as she is about to deposit her fare, the bus driver looks at her baby, then her and says, "That is one ugly baby!"  The woman slams her money into the fare box and angrily sits in a seat.  A fellow passenger notices how angry she is and asks, "Excuse me, but are you alright?  The woman is furious and answers, "NO!  The bus driver just insulted me.  He is so rude"  The passenger says, "You should go give him a piece of your mind! Go tell him off!"  The woman thinks for a moment and says "Yes, I think I will".  The passenger says, "While you go tell him off, would you like me to hold your monkey?"