Well, let me start off by saying "THANK GOD THIS WEEKEND IS OVER!!" Don't get me wrong....I absolutely adore my kids, love them to bits and pieces (ooops, maybe I want to hack them to bits and pieces!). Nah, they are my life. However....they drive me completely, absolutely, totally, 100% insane. Let me clarify...Jacob and Cameron drive me insane. Erica is great. Surprisingly great actually! She was helpful, fun, happy, all the good stuff.
So, anyways...the kids came to help decorate for Christmas. Well! Instead of hanging decorations, they hung a migraine in my skull. I think Jacob and Cameron hung one decoration each, on the tree. They never, ever, ever, ever stop fighting. EVER! They argue about everything, they wrestle all the time, they constantly yell at eachother, call eachother names, etc. It's so annoying. Not only that, but they go through 17 cups in one day, raid my fridge, leave messes all over the place, leave the toilet seats up (which is NOT fun to experience in the middle of the night), eat in their room, lie about who's left food/dishes everywhere etc etc etc.
Do I sound bitter? LOL. Despite the fact that my sons are the most obnoxious creatures that ever crawled from a neaderthal cave ... they are hilarious. They made me laugh so much this weekend. :D
Cameron is a mini version of Jim Carrey. His facial expressions, tone of voice, body actions are completely hysterical. Jacob is nowhere near half as hyper as Cameron but is funny in a different way. Like, he goes to give Dwayne a high five, leaves Dwayne hangin, and while Dwayne's hand is still in the air Jacob says, "Who's gay?". LMAO!!! Jacob has the most ridiculous farts I've ever heard. Its like he has a beebee (sp?) gun up his butt. His come backs make me laugh. I was trying to reach the top of the tree and wobbled on the chair for a second. Jacob's response, "Saddle up partner!".
Erica was calm, quiet, relaxed, helpful, fun, sang along to Christmas tunes while we decorated the tree. It was nice to have her here again. Ahhh, the good ol' days. The only time Erica was loud was when she was screaming at her brothers, threatening to kill them. hahaha.
I got some great pics of my kiddies while they were here. Yah!!! I'm so excited about that. I was shocked that the boys co operated for that!
So, all my kids say they will be here for Christmas Day and stay for a couple days to join us in family Christmas parties. Hmmm.......we shall see about that! They all say they will join us for Dwayne's family party and for mine. If they do...they will surprise and make a lot of people happy.
I pray they will come.
Well, it's almost time to wake them up to take them home. It's been an interesting weekend.
xoxoxoxoxoooxoxoxo
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